HR called Eustace in this morning… for a “Random” drug test!

Personally, I don’t think there was anything random about it, at all! Rumors have been circulating around the cubicles, if you know what I mean.

I heard mention of someone finding a shopping cart underneath the CEO’s Bentley, down in the car park. I was down there during that race, by the way… and, in fact, there were no cars damaged!

Then there was the incident in the elevator, with the hairbrush, but I highly doubt that Eustace would just smack someone with a brush… besides, there were far too many people in the elevator, than should have been, in the first place! Maybe, the someone who started the rumor, whose name starts with a L and ends with an A (*is*), shouldn’t have pushed her way to the front of the line!

What I think made Corporate step in, was the Hairy Hump Day Margarita debacle!

Someone ran to HR and tattled that Eustace had brought alcohol into the staff break room, which was a complete farce! First of all, they were Mocktails… I know this because I brought the ingredients, aside from the camel hair. Even if there had been alcohol in the drinks, Eustace would never have drank them.

Trust me… the test will come back just fine! Eustace wouldn’t think of drinking a beverage filled with his own hair… EWWW… Gross!!!