
Puppy breath! It’s intoxicating to my senses! I can’t tell you why, because it makes no sense that the breath of dog can reduce me to something akin to Tickle Me Elmo… seriously!

I’ve never experienced this feeling after my toddlers spit up sour milk down my shirt, or my partner ushered forth a burp that shook the rafters.
I have no logical explanation to explain my behavior that always follows those sloppy wet kisses… I just know that the smell of a puppy’s breath transports my emotions to a place that nothing else really compares. While I might joke about the bottling and selling of puppy breath, somehow, I don’t think it would elicit the reaction and response that I experience, unless the puppy were included… and that is too expensive to successfully sell. Plus when the puppies chewed your favorite slippers or pooped on your pillow, I do not do returns or refunds… sorry!
Here, have a cookie…

Then my puppy licks his newly minted baby balls, obliterating your beautiful narrative…ugh!
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I’m a little disturbed that this cookie has the face of a puppy, just sayin
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Yankee Candle has Puppy Breath, but you probably already have three of them burning.
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lolol
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Is this puppy Head a cookie too? I perceive you love cookies. Well! Man’s means of communication isn’t advanced enough to allow us,pass objects besides words , sounds, and pictures through space.
With giggles I write.
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