Friday Funnies…

The next time you start wishing that everyday could be Friday, think again! 

What if every day were just like Fridays? 

I know it might sound good at first, but after careful consideration, most would surmise that some things… like Fridays… are better left alone!

It’s like eating your favorite meal for breakfast, lunch and dinner… every day! Eventually, this would end your feelings of favorite about the once cherished dish. The things you thought you loved about that meal begin to become the things that displease you, causing you to either avoid or dread the next upcoming meal.

It would be awful for all our weekend Party Warriors, never getting enough time to recover from one bender before you’re encouraged to belly up to the bar again, for another round!

This one will blow your mind! Imagine what most children are like on Fridays, after a long week of alarm clocks, classes, bullies, homework and being generally bossed around by any and all grown ups in the vicinity. Trust me, they are very very ready for their Saturday mornings of sleep, cartoons, and cereal out of the box… no milk necessary! 

Now have their parents wake them up the next morning for school, knowing that it’s again Friday… knowing that yesterday had been Friday also… AND knowing that their kids also know that yesterday was Friday and now today is Friday too… again! A lot of folks would be seriously rethinking many life choices, right about here!

Mondays would become a very moody MondayFriday…

Tuesdays would feel more like denial about the whole thing…

Wednesdays would be flipped on its hump, leaving us unsure whether we were coming or going…

Thursdays would just stop serving Happy Hour altogether…

Fridays would see a great many tantrums being thrown on the office floors…

Saturdays would be filled with grumpy resignation at the state of things…

Sundays would become like Ground Hog Day, where everyone tried to be on their best behavior and do everything they thought was good and upright… hoping and praying that they wake up to a normal rainy Monday morning…

Thank Goodness tomorrow is Saturday, for the greater good of all mankind, wouldn’t you agree?

2 thoughts on “Friday Funnies…

  1. The thing about Fridays is… they demonstrate how *anticipation* of a thing is usually more exciting than the actual thing. After all, for most, Friday is just another work day. So it wouldn’t be a big deal at all if not for the two days that follow.

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