While I usually stick to cookies, right now, I’ll welcome anything fed to me… preferably, take-out or anything I would normally deem unhealthy!
Why?
Because I’ve been flat on my back for 4 days with my back locked up, that’s why. Isn’t it standard protocol to consume tons of unhealthy comfort food when you’re laid up? I’m certain that I’ve read that in a magazine or something.
Anyway, right now, I could go for some really good Pad Thai Chichen (I’ll pay for eating all that spice, but I’ll let tomorrow’s Wiwohka worry about that) and some really good ice cream (the more nuts, caramel, and chocolate, the better).
Well, WordPress asked!
I hope you all appreciate the work it took, just to mix your cookie dough this morning…
Have you ever dreamt of your favorite pet, but either cannot afford the breeders fee or fear getting something you weren’t prepared to care for? Well not anymore! Here at UPPAA we aim to please any and all who employ our services.
Other agencies only offer the service of inviting you in to view and adopt a pet with all the cleaning, caring, treating and rehabilitating that someone else did for you… no no no… that is considered false advertising around our offices!
Instead of having you come to the nearest breeder or pet shelter, we here at UPPAA employ only the most qualified representatives to collect you, equip you and then, back you up, while you find the nearest stray animal in your area. Upon locating said adoptee, our representatives will then assess whether or not you desire to, or are capable of continuing on in said venture. From your response comes the next part of the package we offer. Here is where we will simply wait in the car, as you approach and retrieve the pet you have selected.
**Stipulations are in place here that you must adhere to, in order for the completion of our services. Not only must it be very clear that these pets do not belong to some one else, but the pet must actually need your assistance. We will not, under an circumstances, be a part of nor participate in the willful theft of the fluffy white puppy living in your neighbors back yard! (this had to be added to our contract for a specific reason)**
Once you’ve selected and retrieved your new pet, following our rules and regulations, we will then deliver you safely home to begin your new life together. There is no need to come back to the office, as you’ve already signed all of the paperwork that enlisted and guaranteed our services, as well as paying all agreed fees, so you’re all good to go!
All of our fees, being quite reasonable, come with a money back guarantee! If, after a full 15 days of care, cleaning, feeding and rehabilitating your chosen pet, you are dissatisfied… we will be happy to come pick you up, return you to the adoption site so that you can put the animal back where you found it. We will also return your fee, minus the fuel.
Our goal, here at UPPAA, is to ensure that you find just the right pet that you deserve, in the most real way possible, so that you truly appreciate who the animal is, where it came from, and what it might possibly be like from here on out! We are able to keep costs down here, by never having to hear why you didn’t know what you were getting into, or that this pet is nothing like what we advertised! We boast a perfect track record of no rehoming pets returned for the third time.
We have representatives standing by right now, waiting for your call at 1-888-PIC-APET. Our first 10 customers will get a complimentary catch pole.
**We are not responsible for lost or stolen common sense, nor are we obligated to provide first aid, physical assistance nor the picking up of poop… welcome to pet parenthood!**
So, it occurred to me that Eustace is the only one of my companions that doesn’t have his own baby book… or a photo album, if you will.
Therefore, today shall be used for selecting the best photos for him.
Don’t worry, I shan’t be expecting you to vote, or even ask you to choose between this or that. I simply thought you might enjoy the funny results of my AI queries.
I think that all the baby ones are pretty cute.
However, it does seem rather odd to find toy camels in the crib, but the actual baby is plopped down into some sort of clothing hamper, lol!
I do love his face in both of these swing photos…
But, have you ever seen people trying to get their babies in and out of those park swings? It’s like trying to fish your car keys out from between the seats!
While I do realize that it’s somewhat difficult to find adequate seating for a camel in a classroom, why does it always have to be in the back of the class?
I’ll just aske the AI to switch, right?!
When I asked to put the camel up front, the teacher moved to the back and all the students are looking at the wall. Not only that, but the chalkboard is behind them… And why are half of the kids turned into cartoons?
Fortunately, my young friend seems normal in this next photo, compared to the poor unfortunate camels sitting at the other desks… or leaning… or hovering, or however they seem to be balancing themselves. Where’d their legs go?
Now he just looks like a miniature camel, but with a big head… he would constantly be falling over!
His face is so cute here, and yet his body looks as if he were a Llama…
I’m sorry, this one of him at the dance is so adorable… I don’t even care that everyone else in the room looks like their from an office party.
Why should I be surprised at the folks he often hung out with… Eustace is quite brilliant, you know!
From birth, our favorite camel began learning things at an alarming rate, landing him in college at a very early age. First, there were advanced learning courses at the community college (just ignore the random light hanging from nowhere).
Then, Eustace graduated high school AND his advanced learning course, simultaneously!
His grades were so good that he received a scholarship to his local university.
From there, he studied abroad…
When Eustace finally returned to the states, it was clear that he was destined for public relations, what with all the international learnification that went on during all that traveling.
Truth be told, after all this tinkering, even though he often wears a suit at the office… to me, Eustace will always be that adorable little guy from the laundry basket…
I guess we weren’t supposed to dig here… mamma has a funny look on her face, right now. If she puts us outside for this, would you be so kind as to talk her into letting us back inside? Thanks!
Oh, and don’t work too hard because it’s only Monday, so you have to pace yourselves!
While I’ve actually gotten a college education, there won’t be any listing of my personal information here, so I apologize if that’s what you were expecting to find in this prompt response.
What I will leave you with is the name of the university that I’ve attended all my life, but have yet to graduate… RBU or Reality Bites University! I am proud to say that I am one of the leading members of our Phi Beta Kappa chapter.
Mom is making us sit on these weird matts today. It’s not our fault for peeing and pooing under the big tree in the lobby last night… we didn’t know it would be such a big deal.
Journey With Me! 