Safely and Quietly…

Daily writing prompt
Write about your approach to budgeting.

Step 1 – The first thing to keep in mind, is that we must be very very quiet. Approach slowly, making no sudden movements or noises.

Step 2 – Make sure that you have brought enough bags of seeds, as they often congregate in large groups.

Step 3 – If you can whistle, they seem to love that, so whistle away.

Step 4 – Most often they will come right down and settle on your shoulders, head, or even the camera.

I don’t think they will bite you, unless you try harm them or put em in a cage or something. I’m not an expert Budgie approacher, so I can only write about my own safe practices. I simply try to capture pictures, feed them yummy seeds, and if I am incredibly gentle, they will allow me to pet them on their fluffy heads.

All in all, I feel rather confident in sharing my tips on how to approach a Budgie… wait… oh… oops! I thought the question asked me to describe my approach to Budgies, not Budgets. My bad… as far as talking about budgets… it’s for the birds!

Here, have some Budgie Biscuits…

22 thoughts on “Safely and Quietly…

    1. This is pure excellence. Your mind surpasses the therapeutic qualities of ‘meditation’, I think the Big Pharma crew may want to be stay unaware of your posts… severe threat to their business is at stake. Fuck the Prozac, more of your writing please!

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  1. Very cute, thanks for the chuckle! I suppose a CPA with a creative side might actually compare budgets to budgies. Nest Eggs, bills, talons, flocks, etc. But poo upon their heads, I like your approach infinitely better. 😊

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