It used to be, “do you want some candy little girl”… now I guess it’s become “list your top 5 grocery store items”!
Here is a free tip… if a man in a dark hoodie offers you free toilet paper… it’s a trick… your welcome!

I am trying so hard not to be snarky because, let’s face it, this prompt question is S T U P I D!!!!!! I tried so hard to think of a nicer way to say it, but come on…
I don’t want to sit here the week before Christmas and think of my grocery list, and I highly doubt you want to know about it either.
It doesn’t help that nowadays most grocery stores come with a full department store, a tire center, hair salon, pharmacy and liquer store! All our desires are met in only one stop… quick fix… instant gratification! Do you realize that it would take us all day to read each others shopping lists… especially right now with the holidays upon us!
This whole idea behind todays question just brings me down… and I ain’t got time… it’s almost Christmas and I have stuff to do before we all hear those sleigh bells in the sky.
I will leave you with a cookie, however, as it always fits the spot…
Come find my story about Tilly, for I promise you’ll like it a lot…

Agreed. And truth be told grocery shopping is boring, milk, bread, tea, butter it never really changes, just get in the staples in every week.
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You are so right! I did not like today’s prompt either, so I tweaked it. Hee hee!
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🤣🤣🤣 you made me snort a little… 🤣🤣🤣
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Let’s face it lots of these prompt are just plain weird. the fun comes in twisting them around and turning them into something else. But you are right. some dude in a hoodie asstarts offering you TP and you better start asking WTF? is going on. Jeeeez Lady! don’t take it.
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hey, if you don’t mind me asking, why are you putting the part in your posts about “this was first posted here” sort of thing… I am starting to see it a lot and I am not sure why…
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It’s a SEO thing from WP for web optimization and searches. It’s going to mostly be of use if I ever start an online store and need to run ads on sites like FaceBook.
Right now it’s just makes it look like I’m a syndicated columnist ( snicker).
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I love this. Could not bring myself do do it. Your long line couplet at the end is ace..
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thank you so much for the kind words… I’m so glad you enjoyed it.
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We are on the same wavelength today! Toilet paper on the mind! lol🤣
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I am dying laughing right now… hehe… great minds think a like I always say… hugs
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Sooo funny!
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