What does a girl do for travel and adventure… when her coffers are filled with moths?

Why she drums up adventures on the pages of her books, whether she makes it up as she goes along, or possibly even reads someone else’s wonderful adventure.

I have never come from money, nor do I think I would enjoy it! Don’t get me wrong, I like nice things just as much as the next girl. It is simply the age old problem we all face, at one time or another… if we have it, we spend it… if we don’t have it, we need it… vicious cycle.

If I think about it, my RV is sort of like a pirate ship… and the roads are our seas, to travel from port to port. Ok, so that is a stretch. I still wanna feel like a pirate, though. Since I was a small child, I have gone on so many adventures, in books anyhow. I have spent my entire life on the run, so the books always had happy endings, in place of my real story… that was never so neat!

Let’s see, I think our governments broken… so did the pirates… I want to sail the seas… so did the pirates… and I want to wear an eye patch, yes folks, I definitely want an eye patch… can’t see too good out of one of my peepers, anyway. So why not look really cool, right? I must confess that I have a pirate outfit that I wear when I am writing my more creative stuff…

I swear that if you judge me for wearing a pirate outfit, I will never take a picture for any of you, and you will be forever sad. You will think about it every time you take a cookie off the plate… we could have seen her in a crazy lady get up, and we had to go and make fun of her…

Besides, what does it say about you… you come with me on all of our adventures, so I’m not sure what you thought I was wearing. But I know that we would all be lost at sea, if I fell asleep in my jammies while transporting everyone to the next island.

Anyways, I apologize for getting us all side tracked, I am a broke girl, and am also tired of the real world traveling bit, as my husband is a retired Truck Driver… we have seen all the states. I have traveled internationally and while I did enjoy it, I find so much diversity right here, in my very own home state. And this is why I go on mental vacations now… I am tired!