I once accidentally stuck a straw up my nose while batting my eyelashes at some guy… I’m not kidding! I was like 14 and I was sitting on a stool in a restaurant, trying to impress some guy across the room, by looking at him with my eyes as I leaned down to take drink from my glass… that’s what happens when we try doing something without looking first…

The straw did not find my delicately glossed lips… no no… it went directly up my left nostril, which caused me to jerk involuntarily, which poked me again…

Needless to say, he cracked up at the sight, while I spilled my pop all over my lap, while my right eye was tearing so badly, that I had mascara running down my cheek (I discovered this when I went to wash up)…

Look before you leap ladies…

Life lesson 14,807…

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