Monday Message’s…

Sitting in front of my computer this morning, slowly sipping my cup of coffee, I pondered what to share for my Monday Messages.

Suddenly, it occurred to me that I’ve not many exciting plans for the week to regale you with… in fact, my average day is not much to blink at!

Then I began laughing at myself, considering that I’ve been using my Monday post’s, to basically map out my week, since my blogging began! There sure were a lot of My’s in there! Gross!

Why on earth would I think everyone might be waiting on pins and needles to see what my plans were, for the week? When I thought about what the average person’s day or week looked like, compared to mine, I laughed at myself even more!

Sometimes, I think it’s ok to laugh at yourself if it brings about something good. In this case, it helped me to start thinking more about others… and less of me! Someone once lovingly chided me, “it’s not always about you, girl!”

Looking at Mondays from someone else’s point of view, if I knew my week would be filled with hours of stressful commuting, eternally boring boardroom meetings, running the judgy office gossip gauntlet, AND balancing my home life… I couldn’t do it!

Honestly, I nearly threw up my cup of coffee just from thinking about it!

Remember the commercial with the Mailman and the family wanting to return the Chucky Doll they’d purchased? Remember his reaction when he looked past the family, into the house, noticing the doll suddenly appear behind them?

Yeah… that’s sort of how I felt, at the thought of working in an office.

So, where is she going with all this, you ask? Well, after I recovered from the thought of a life once lived, I decided that it’s high time this Monday message thingy should be about you. What I mean is that it should be For you; it should benefit you, in some way!

Wondering how my words could benefit you, I thought, “What words might encourage someone who’s about to endure something long, exhausting, and without much reward?”

Ouch! It’s so much easier to think about myself, in this regard.

Ok, here goes…

For all of you beautiful and valuable souls that I love and hold dear to my heart,

Treat anger with forgiveness, turn away from that which does not bear good fruit, and look for ways to bring a smile to another.

Oh… and, take good care of your bodies, because you only get one!

Here, this should get you started…

I promise there’s nothing too weird in them… Really!

It Exploded!!!

Daily writing prompt
What’s the biggest risk you’d like to take — but haven’t been able to?

Yup! If you guessed that I would risk using a Teleporter Machine, you’d be correct! I would love to be able to push a button and simply materialize wherever I wanted… if it weren’t for the fear of appearing at the other end, only to have been turned inside out or something!

I know, right?! What a gross image to be left with, as you head off to work this morning!

Here, have a cookie…

It’ll help take your mind off it!

Peril’s in Zombie Land…

Fear not, my friends! Though I venture forth into the land of brainless creatures carrying communicable diseases… I shall not be alone!

For with me, too shall go, my ever faithful and ferocious hero (Meat Shield), Commander Creed!

Mama needs a new pair of Impact Absorbing boots from the local department store!

Don’t worry… I brought my antibiotics and coffee, just in case I get bit.

Peace out!

Bullet Proof Walls…

Daily writing prompt
What have you been working on?

Well, at least that’s what I’ve been doing since yesterday!

Does the world out there make you feel small and insignificant?

When you can leave your mark, by building a tough reputation in your local Zombie filled neighborhood… in the words of Anok-su-namun, from The Mummy Returns, “there is much satisfaction to be had”!

Signing off…

Pssssssttt! don’t forget your cookies…

Hmmmmm, Tough Question…

Daily writing prompt
What’s something most people don’t know about you?

I’m being fully honest when I say that I’ve probably told far more about myself on this blog, than most were prepared to read… one of my common self-titles is “the oversharer!”

When I saw this morning’s prompt question, I knew that I’d answered it last year, but I thought it would be fun to tell everyone something new. That is, until I tried thinking of a thing to share.

I’ve hit a wall here, my friends, as I can’t think of anything that I’m willing to offer up. Why, you might ask? Because my transparency stops at the place that holds the things of my deepest hurts and scars. I stopped voicing the things that did not produce goodness, love and God’s healing light.

If you would like to know anything about me that is worthy of sharing with others, I’ve re-opened my archive’s page on this site. Within those dusty old writings is who I Really am, though God is forever molding and reshaping me into that which He sees as beautiful. The place to catch glimpses of that part of me, would be the WordPress Daily Prompt response’s that you currently receive a lot of cookies from… Miss Moody Maelstrom, some might call me!

Oh, while we’re on the subject of cookies, enjoy…

Don’t Confuse Me…

Daily writing prompt
Do lazy days make you feel rested or unproductive?

This is rather confusing to my brain, first being told that it IS a lazy day… and then asking if one feels restful OR unproductive?

I wanna ask Google…

According to Oxford, the definition of lazy is “unwilling to work or use energy.” The example given was, “he was too lazy to cook”, so there’s that!

I suspect that if we go with the ACTUAL definition here, won’t we feel both rested AND unproductive? And, shouldn’t that be what we are aiming for?

Just askin…

Anyway, if you read my regular post this morning, you would already know that my brain is visiting a Nothing Box, today. I borrowed my husband’s box, since he doesn’t use it while he’s busy studying.

And yes, you could call today a LAZY day, so I have every intention of feeling both rested… AND unproductive!

Here, grab a cookie before you go. You didn’t think I would forget that? Not even on a lazy day…

Too Funny…

Daily writing prompt
What makes a good neighbor?

When I saw the prompt this morning, my first thought was “I got this!”

Just for giggles, I did a quick looksee into my archives for last year’s answer. For some reason, I couldn’t remember what I’d written.

Imagine my surprise, and the forthcoming guffaw that I made towards myself for not remembering!

I’m actually glad that I checked, because the answer I was about to give this morning… was the very answer I gave last year.

Guess what the Title of the response was?

I Got This One… That’s too funny!

Dunno why, but smores sounded really good this morning, so enjoy…

Oh Honey… I Got a List!

Daily writing prompt
What could you try for the first time?

While I’m not an adrenaline junkie sort of adventurer, I’ve had list after list of ideas to be tried for the first time! It began when I was a tiny girl, forever dreaming of things I wanted to do when I grew up.

Remember my Easy Bake Oven? I wanted to be a baker from the moment I melted my first pile of cookie dough under a hot lightbulb.

I was forever trying to rescue injured or stray animals, so I then wanted to be an animal doctor/national geographic reporter/animal whisperer! Seriously! I used to dream about finding a baby chimpanzee on the side of the road, somehow miraculously raising and returning it to the jungles… that was one of my favorite daydreams. I knew I wanted to be a mommy from the first battery operated cry that erupted out of the new baby doll I was given. I ventured out to every single boring yard sale and/or thrift store trip my mother visited, looking for each and every baby item possible. My babies had it all, from the blankets and clothes to the bottles, pacifiers, strollers, diaper bags, fake food, etc. I think you get the picture… I’m what one calls a Lister!

I was writing lists from the time I learned to spell, keeping them safely hidden beneath my mattress, away from spying eyes.

Over the years I’ve trained horses, bred and raised everything from birds to dogs, traveled to distant countries, bore three children, traveled with my husband in a Semi across the whole of America, lived in an RV for four years, ran a full scale lady’s hair salon in the big city, ran my own nail salon for five years, walked in 5 different full marathons, and been a model… who knew?!

Why, just last year I decided to write a book, and am now preparing to begin my third, so that’s certainly a joyful win win… as far as trying something new goes.

If you’re thinking I’m bragging about things, let me remind you that my life is far from a Hollywood success story… and in none of my endeavors did I say that I was fantastic at any of them. I only want you to see what I mean when I say I am known as what is called a Lister… love lists, love trying new things, love writing everything down. While some might say that I have a problem… I just think I’m a big kid at heart!

Currently, I’m sitting with a list of three things that I want to try. I want to do theatre, sing at Karaoke, and try stand-up comedy… just once! Way out of my comfort zone, but a girls gotta dream…

Have a cookie…

Sun Bathing On the Monkey Bars…

Daily writing prompt
What have you been putting off doing? Why?

In answer to the prompt, I’ve been putting off work on Volume II of my book series. Why, they ask?

Well, due to our current living situation, I’ve found it a bit difficult to find my happy place, in terms of literary mojo and all that stuff.

To leave you with a visual, it’s somewhat akin to sunbathing on the monkey bars on the playground. It’s slippery business!

Here, have some cookie cereal…