I’m outta here… this party I was invited to was a ruse, I tell ya, all lies!

Now, it all makes sense! 

All those free meals they’ve been leaving on my doorstep recently, we’ll, they do seem rather sinister now if one considers my predicament!

The cheeky nerve of some neighbors…  hmmmpphhh!!!

They even had the audacity to say that this coat I’m wearing was for the special guest of honor…

Really!?!?

If anyone asks… you saw nothing here, and certainly not a turkey sneaking out the back door… got it?!

Thanks 😊