Fear not, my friends! Though I venture forth into the land of brainless creatures carrying communicable diseases… I shall not be alone!
For with me, too shall go, my ever faithful and ferocious hero (Meat Shield), Commander Creed!
Mama needs a new pair of Impact Absorbing boots from the local department store!
Don’t worry… I brought my antibiotics and coffee, just in case I get bit.
Peace out!
Journey With Me! 
LoL you might need a marshmallow slingshot for protection too. You never know what might come after you in the wilds of your neighborhood department store.
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Possibly some salt shaker nunchucks in case of dicey situations that require more flavor and impact?
I love your writing, brilliant fun very apropos for this time of year. 😊
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Oh how I love this
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