Well, a Chatty Kathy Doll maybe…

I am loud and proud… and you can easily compare me to a combination of a Chatty Kathy Doll and a Loud Mouth Frog!

Meaning, I do not need a microphone at Karaoke, and I can work a room like a professional politician if I must. But, if I could wish for anything, I would want to be a teddy bear… a big squishy one, that you have to win at the fair.

I would be so cute, you would not care that I never stop talking…

You can just put me in your entryway, so that every time someone comes to visit you, they only have to poke me and I will start talking about random things… see, it’s a win win…